The Urban Tank

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The Urban Tank is rolling destruction.

The Urban Tank is version two of the Sub-Urban Tank It features include: Diamond studded platinum plated rims, with diamond studded tires (for the winter) It features anti aircraft missiles on the roof. Inside the front and tail headlights it has 'cancer guns' (They produce heavy amounts of radiation, which will kill their targets in three weeks) In the back there is an oil slick, and in order for the oil slick to catch on fire someone must take a drag off a cigarette dramatically, and then flick the cigarette on the oil, thus lighting it on fire. The front has a 'cow pusher' There are sub machine guns in the secondary headlights 48 inches of armor all over the vehicle Sub machine guns in the rims. There is a smokescreen in the tailpipe. And the mirrors turn into grenades, which then fall off and explode. There is a cannon mounted on the side that fires small children. (Kind of like the genki mobile from Saints Row 3)

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In order to get funding for the urban tank, we blackmailed Batman to have Lucius Fox build it for us. Some say it even looks like the tumbler.

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